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Looking Demotivational Poster


IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -


TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm, #217565
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total ***k and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm, #217562
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm, #217552
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am, #217535
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am, #217525
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm, #217495
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm, #217477
5imply amazing


INSIDE JOKE -




SMILE ! -




IF IT'S STUPID -


TAGS: stupid looking contraptions
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

champ99 - June 9, 2011, 2:51 pm, #219738
Ahhh, the old surfing for p*** trick. That has to be a Grey beard! ;)
GySgt1811 - June 9, 2011, 12:40 pm, #219731
Don't forget the breath mints.


IT ISN'T PREMARITAL SEX -




DO WANT -




I PUT A DOLLAR IN A CHANGE MACHINE. - Nothing changed.


TAGS: carlin looking for change
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by spanko1

holymoly - February 1, 2012, 5:02 pm, #228637
love it spank.... Keep pumping in the cash and eventually your checking account should change... 5 broke lions 4 u


*#$&$@ - If you just flinched, you lost the game.


TAGS: dont look away dont flinch keep looking
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 12:14 am, #210165
OWW...I scratched my cornea one time and even that hurt like F*** couldn't open my eye for 2 days it was so swollen.
TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 9:23 am, #177972
o ****....
LinkFox101113 - May 27, 2010, 4:28 am, #177963
My eyes are waterin'. Five horrid surgeries...
forseti - May 25, 2010, 8:06 pm, #177706
I feel uneasy just by having a short look at it... 5 eyeballs


second place is a set of steak knives -




THE AIRMANS CREED -


TAGS: airman tribute looking good
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:48 pm, #210888
Para Jumpers are the toughest (physically speaking) form of airmen, at least in the U.S. My Ranger buddy lol'd and told me to call them the chairforce. e_e
Airman - June 29, 2010, 10:47 am, #182428
pretty classy looking poster for a low life subject. Almost looks like a Ron motifake. Thanks Ice. I have to go check the mirror now


SUCCESS. - Is all about perception..... (And imagination).


TAGS: i may be lying in the gutter but i m looking up at the stars
Rating: 4.44/5

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jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 4:19 pm, #186958
Brilliant
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 9:01 pm, #160184
Excellent. 5 hanging Poodles
Treehodger - February 22, 2010, 11:14 am, #160050
Seems I do more of one then the other. Wonder which one it is, haha!
Jmac0585 - February 22, 2010, 10:13 am, #160043
Definition of a motifake
rerun - February 21, 2010, 6:39 pm, #159883

so are dreams. 5L


RESENTMENT -




A HAIRCUT AND A SHAVE - Good Grooming Can Make All The Difference




THE BEST PART -


TAGS: bow ties looking cool
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - January 11, 2011, 5:48 pm, #209667

and the young kids say ".....who?"


NO! - That is not what I meant when I said, "I'd like to see her box."




BE CAREFUL - You may find what you're looking for.




FABIO - is looking at you.




POLACKS -




CIGARETTES - As a kid, we all wanted a pet monkey. Well, now you have one you can wear on your back and you can carry it almost anywhere. Yeah, you're moving up in the world, baby!




HEY GUYS - What Are You Looking At?


TAGS: hey guys what are you looking at 101st airborne
Rating: 2.62/5

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sickartist - December 11, 2009, 10:16 pm, #144813
Having been in the 101st 1969 thru 1972... fingers in the ears is the sign for waiting for a big boom.


For when Google Chrome's incognito isn't incognito enough -


TAGS: not looking at anything bad just composing a letter to my grandmother if you know what i mean
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 10, 2013, 4:22 pm, #250918
Sounds like you have experience with this...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2013, 1:49 pm, #250916
Not to mention a great way to overheat the laptop.
Sho - November 10, 2013, 10:20 am, #250915
thats severely unhealthy


Did you find me -


TAGS: looking
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spanko

spanko - September 16, 2014, 8:13 am, #256715
Thanx Greeny and GaryO
GaryO - September 15, 2014, 9:10 pm, #256712
I did, then I found a bit of myself…stuck between page 32 and 33. Good to see new blood. Welcome, spanko.
Greeny - September 15, 2014, 8:50 pm, #256711
rather nice


Male or Female -




Photogenic -




local immigration services -




REFLECTING ON YOUR PAST -


TAGS: lego looking back
Rating: 4.77/5

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bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 12:55 pm, #196717
Thank you rerun, and also thanks to Mooooooooooooooooooo for your help.
rerun - October 1, 2010, 8:10 pm, #196356

What I actually meant to say, very nice for 1st time out of the box.
rerun - October 1, 2010, 8:09 pm, #196355

this is your 1st? You should treat this like ***, start off crappy and get better as you get more experience...then you can last longer
5150monkeylove - October 1, 2010, 7:50 pm, #196353
Noobs crush themselves, skank. The Regulars and mods just keep noobs in line. Once a noob loses it over his crappy poster being denied, then they step up the game and hammers come out. (other a**orted offenses are dealt with 2) Awesome poster, dude! 5
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:23 pm, #196318

this is a noob's first???? very nice dude...5strong Lions. great first poster.
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 1:18 pm, #196293
now you are just toying with me, ive seen how you guys crush noobs
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 1:15 pm, #196290
Ha!...I'm backing down now....
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 1:14 pm, #196288
i will be the one doing the skull fornicating
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 1:07 pm, #196286
I like you already......will you wear my letter jaket?.....Fukin queer bait......that's how we roll, no harm meant....Sally.
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 1:03 pm, #196285
as a "noob" i know there will be tests to pass before i can even smell breakfast
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 12:59 pm, #196284
Amsome...I love a noob who's willing to self deprecate.....that doesn't mean I'll buy you breakfast.
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 12:57 pm, #196283
thank you and i do answer to skank
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 11:29 am, #196269
so far, today. nice starter poster. I'll give a cherry bustin' 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 11:28 am, #196268
4 lions for you skank....you don't mind if I call you Skank, do you?


bad fun -




WASTED TIME -


TAGS: time waste looking back
Rating: 4.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2012, 2:46 pm, #236124
Awesome Pic!
spacedog - June 10, 2012, 1:19 pm, #236121
Awesome. 5L
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:45 am, #236116
nice, deep thinking


CORRUPTION -


TAGS: may challenge corruption overlooking friends corruption
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Zealot - May 9, 2010, 11:51 am, #175347
think for yourself, question authority.
rerun - May 9, 2010, 10:04 am, #175335

you drive a 5 speed?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 10:04 am, #175334
I'm not corrupted... I'm just a little shifty. :P
rerun - May 9, 2010, 10:01 am, #175332

this one better make the top 10. I think it is great
sickartist - May 9, 2010, 10:00 am, #175331
I named no names.
rerun - May 9, 2010, 9:51 am, #175325

what? Who you talkin bout?


The End Result -




AMERICA'S FINEST - Gee, thanks for making us look so good dork !




POOR ANDY -


TAGS: theyre still looking for pieces of the body
Rating: 3.93/5

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Dude 4515 - January 14, 2010, 4:54 pm, #152843
hey! if we start treating them equally, does that mean we can give them t**** twisters, slaps on the a** after a good play, and dress with them in the same room, like we do with other guys? they might be on to something here
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 2:40 pm, #152829
Want to be treated fairly? Okay! We will treat you like we treat fellow guys. ***ual puns, racisism, and bashing! Now get back in those kitchens and start making sammiches! If we have to put the seat down, you have to make us food. Fair is fair.


TOC - That Other Chick... not as good looking or smart. But what a voice!


TAGS: that other chick not as good looking or smart
Rating: 3.88/5

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:04 pm, #175706
I like toc tribute day. :)


DE-MOTIVATION -


TAGS: looking in the mirror demotivate
Rating: 3.83/5

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Hawamleh - April 18, 2011, 1:00 pm, #216673
like my 4th poster :)
marlygirl - April 17, 2011, 3:33 pm, #216630
Not too bad, cant say I relate but good poster
djinnyf - April 17, 2011, 7:11 am, #216613
Pouahhhh!!! xx
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 7:05 pm, #182348
Shock And Awe...Shock And Awe
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:28 pm, #181945
...especially looking in a body-length mirror after dry-humping a snow-cone


MMMMMWWAAA - Johnny Depp was NEVER this lucky.




I'M GOING INTO TOWN -


TAGS: urban metro***ual looking to get beatup
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by sickartist

DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 10:34 pm, #144608
Dead Kennedys are good
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:33 pm, #144607
or the Dead Kennedeys
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:32 pm, #144606
Only if it was the Dead Milkmen.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:26 pm, #144605
So the tale of the milkman is untrue?
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:22 pm, #144602
Bone, you existentialist, I can't begin to ponder how I came into being. My parents just blame Budweiser, but I think that a half-truth.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:15 pm, #144598
Bartski...you southern satirist, how ya been
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:09 pm, #144595
Yeah, this dude is straight from the Southside of Neverneverland. Nice kicks.
sickartist - December 10, 2009, 10:07 pm, #144593
I think the Notorious B.I.G. shirt pulled it all together
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 9:37 pm, #144579
Sure glad he went with the white shoes!


THOREAU -


TAGS: a real american idol not a conformist punk looking for his fifteen minutes
Rating: 2.75/5

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Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:21 pm, #122690
I made this. I forgot to log in. I'm so used to not having to type my name when I upload.


TRAUMATIC AMNESIA -


TAGS: what the hell was i looking for agian
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - June 11, 2009, 6:35 pm, #86092
Hey, thanks man.
BoneCD - June 11, 2009, 4:05 pm, #86052
:o) one of your best Sean
Sean - June 9, 2009, 9:38 pm, #85655
Hey, if you can remember the last time you found your rake, you're wrong, that was probably someone else's rake ... er' wait a minute ... that's just great ... just did this one and already I don't get my own feeble attempt at humor.
agdaniele - June 9, 2009, 7:37 pm, #85616
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.... the last time I found my rake, I.... wait, I don't get this one.


HOW OFTEN - do you get to order pancakes by the meter?! You can find some syrup in that trough to your left...




OZONE -


TAGS: hair spray 80 s looking good
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:42 pm, #205746

and the blow dryer...you have the cigg plugin attachment?


HI - "I'm Richard."


TAGS: lfg looking for group wow
Rating: 2.26/5

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Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:11 am, #69466
Very g**...
dgbt - March 11, 2009, 9:10 am, #65076
Hi, this is g**


DON'T HATE ME... - ...because I am beautiful.


TAGS: weird looking weirdo
Rating: 1.4/5

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Faceplant31 - June 30, 2010, 4:58 pm, #182696
g**! U can do better!


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